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disenchantinqs:

ahh yes, my winter coat is coming along nicely *strokes leg hair*

yungdissy:

things i laughed at in 2011: actual jokes with a structure and punchline

things i laugh at now: watch me swooce right in

*shy but actually a sex freak*

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here
these-times-shall-pass:

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officialwhitegirls:

do you ever have that one strand of hair that sticks out of your body and is longer than every other hair

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink