TOXICTYNE

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

hovvell:

im just filled with hate and useless facts 

detainable:

IT’S GIRL SCOUT COOKIES SEASON TURN UP

klartie:

dad NO

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

familyfriendlyurl:

when u take a cookie without askin mama

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moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

shavingprivateryan:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN 

shavingprivateryan:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN 

I think too many women nowadays feel like they owe it to a man to please them. If a man buys you dinner, you’re not obligated to sleep with him. You owe them nothing. Nothing, you hear me? You don’t have to say yes when they ask you out on a date and you don’t have to smile when they make a rude remark. Don’t just shrug it off when they are being disrespectful. Just don’t. Tell them to the shut the hell up or tell them to piss off. That doesn’t make you any less of a lady, it doesn’t shed off your class. If someone does something you don’t like, you make sure they know. You don’t owe it to any man or any one else for that matter to say yes or do something out of your comfort zone.

A Story A Day #189 - M.D.L

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